Dear Influencers:

 It's no wonder everyone in LA is awful... This city is filled with small-town garbage that thought they were "too good" for their hometowns.  Don't get me wrong, I used to be one of those delusional kids myself; and now, in my 14 years living here, I have come to realize that everyone needs to slow their roll.  Nobody owes you anything.  There will always be a younger, smarter, prettier version of you.  What I am trying to say here, is that you have no reason to think you are privileged.  I love to knock these self-entitled "Instagram models" down a peg or two, but instead, I will do one better... I will personally buy you a Spirit airline one-way ticket back to bum-fuck Egypt; where you belong.  I'm sure your small-town in Illinois needs a gas station attendant!  Don't be so extra, your filters aren't fooling anyone but yourself.