Ce n'est pas moi, c'est toi

I have never been in love, but today I lady bug landed on my shoulder and 3 people said I smelled good...so that definitely felt like something.  I have been single my whole life.  Luckily for me, the more people I meet, the more I feel like I am the lucky one.  Everyone is crazy.  I am beginning to question my sanity, just from communicating with these ding-dongs.  Tindr doesn't get me at all...I haven't had a match since 2006, so clearly there is a glitch.  -OR- Maybe my bio is a little too aggressive for the natural public: "Tindr connects us via proximity?  ...Is there a circus in town?" 

Hat & Shirt LAG Vintage // Sunglasses Sicky // Jacket Top Man // Jeans Levis // Shoes Adidas