"How bow dah?!" I was so confused when I saw everyone posting about this girl. And then I realized, it was from Dr. Phil. Now it all makes sense. Dr. Phil is life. He has taught me about Garcinia Combogia, Rheumatoid Arthritis, and how to be a rebelious-gangsta-bad-ass-bitch. The knowledge I gain daily from this man is life-changing and downright emotional! He has the heart of Jerry Springer, and the motherly instinct of Judge Judy; I just wish he had a make-over segment like Ricki Lake! Dr. Phil could wash the red out of the "Cash me ousside" girl's hair (think Ty from Clueless make-over.) Dr.Phil makes-us pretty on the inside. I would love if our "ousside" matched [our insides]. I am thinking: daytime version of The Swan... Thoughts?
