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I have met some crazy people. I believe crazy attracts crazy, and that's why all my friends are bat-shit-crazy (in the best way possible). With the fun-crazy, comes the "lost-sheep" type crazy. Crazy, like possibly under-cooked in their mama's oven type crazy. When I worked at Barney's New York, I met one of those "lost-sheep" ...but not lost as in he had strayed from the herd, but lost in Arizona searching for the pack. To save face [for him], we will call him "Troy" (LOL that's actually his name). Troy was nuts! -But I loved working with him. He made time fly-by... hearing his stories and antics was like watching free HBO [at work]. Back to the story, at Barney's we had employee codes and a passwords (to ring transactions.) Our username was given to us, and each employee made their own password. As always, Troy fucked up a transaction... put in the wrong employee, or rang the wrong item, who knows (in this particular occasion), because it was a daily issue [with him]! In order to resurrect the problem, we needed him to sign in (with his employee code and password) and change it. Seeing as I didn't trust Troy with sharp objects, let alone to fix a computer problem... I decided to fix the problem myself. In doing so, I needed Troy's username and password.
Me: Troy, what's your username.
Troy: What's that?
Me: Bitch, it's the number you use to sign in to the computer, to ring, to clock in and out... The 5 digit number!!
Troy: I think it's "88212"
Me: You think?!?! [Tries and doesn't work] (SIGHS) That didn't work!!
Troy: Oh it's "88204"
Me: [Rolls eyes] What's your password?
Troy: [Nervously looking around] "eat ass 69"
**At this point our supervisor had come over to see what was going on**
Me: [Now that I have a captive audience, I speak a little louder for dramatic effect] Troy, for your password, is "eat ass 69" all lowercase?!
Troy: [meekly] Yes.
What a deranged lunatic! Your corporate work password is "eatass69"! How do you have a job, and who hired you?! I haven't crossed paths with Troy since I left that job. He is either rich as fuck and invented something ridiculous like the fidget spinner... or he is in a ditch somewhere. I believe, us "crazies" either find our niche and are geniuses, or are mis-understood and self-destruct. I like to think I found my niche, unfortunately I don't think the same can be said for "Troy."
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