Happy Fourth of July! Time flies when your life is falling apart. It feels like just yesterday, when last year I was watching fireworks thinking "Wow white people sure know how to waste shit-tons of money on noise pollution" Regardless, any holiday that you get a day off work, where it's socially acceptable to drink all day, is a holiday I definitely want to celebrate! Cheers! Don't drink an drive. DUI's last longer than those 1995 Old Navy Flag T-shirts [I see every year] that people shockingly still have... We'll discuss that next week on Hoarders...
