Believe me, I spend most mornings waking up…wondering where I am and [if I’m in my own bed] how did I got there.

I think that dating anywhere is pretty difficult, but dating in Los Angeles is virtually impossible.

I am not one of those basic, suit-wearing, beige-loving, narrow-minded people... Those people who stare at me, and give that "cocky laugh" [like they are so cool, and that I'm crazy]

Much like the weather, my mood has been pretty unpredictable lately... 

Friday Feels: Hot and Shady.

Alcohol is the question, "YES" is the answer.  You know the ol' saying, "Life is rough, wear a helmet" ... 

Rush City, Minnesota.  Population 3,079.  My graduation class was about 54 kids.  Known for catching the worlds largest walleye.  Home to an endless array of gas stations, zero stoplights, and formerly the home of ME.

Now that it is Thanksgiving, I guess this is the kick-off of the holiday season.  Something about the holidays makes me really sad.  It's like all of a sudden I turn into a fuckin' Care Bear,

...and when my friend wants doughnuts, I get her doughnuts.