The year is 2022, we are on year 2 of the panny with no end in sight. Candace Owens still hasn’t shut the fuck up. Gas prices are so high it would literally be cheaper to take a Spirit flight to the grocery store (rather than driving). Los Angeles has been taken over by some sort of homeless person zombie-apocalypse. Influencers and Kardashians are making it cringe to even exist. Big people are showing off their guts while we body shame thin people -all while preaching inclusivity and equality. God-fearing republicans are still being contradictive invalids. Conservatives are using fear of cancel culture as a cudgel all while gaslighting people with apposing beliefs. Women’s right are getting refused in Texas, and it’s now illegal to say “Gay” in schools in Florida. All while the pedestrian public is still complaining about masks.
You can only say “FUCK THIS” so many times a day before it loses it’s fury. If you have been watching Below Deck (or if you were my father in high school) you will know that rolling your eyes is way more powerful than any word or phrase. I can’t imagine the state of the world getting any better and therefor a daily roll of my eyes for all things that piss me the fuck off is necessary… and hopefully all my aggressors are as offended by my eye roll as Captain Lee.
Brett Dreissig @sektual