Everyone's New Years resolution is always to lose weight. I know this: 1. Because these people are very vocal about their newfound healthy lifestyle plans (side note: no need to tell me you need to lose weight, I have eyes.) 2. Because the first week of January my yoga classes are flooded with sedentary people. -Until they inevitably switch out their downward dogs for corndogs.
Thanks to said yoga class, I am not looking to lose weight this year. I am more focused to cut the fat [out of my life]. I am a great friend. Yet, while looking back at this past year, Ive had so many “friends” constantly having to apologize to me [for doing me dirty] -or- were too proud to apologize [and admitting fault] and simply ghosting. Why am I never having to apologize? -And why am I always having to accept these half ass'd apologies? Oh because I am a loyal, caring, honest friend (on top of being fuckin’ fun!). And those aquaintences were selfish, rude, and dishonest
No shitty friends in 2019... Not this year! I will make it easy, CLIP ✂️, new phone number, who's this? Thanks Santa! 📱