Today is the second installment of "Basic, can you not?!"
1. Pretty Little Liars. Why is everyone such a compulsive liar. I don't know if it's Los Angeles, or a lack of morals, but I am basically a D.L. detective, and can smell bullshit a mile away. (Side Note: I have a heightened sense of smell...so I literally smell shit a mile away!). -So don't try me, and quit being so sketchy.
2. Barrys Bootcamp Basics. I get it, you are stronger than me for having the balls to take a class there. When I am working out, the last thing I want is some meat-head screaming at me... So congratulations! But is it absolutely necessary to take a picture flexing in front of the Barry's sign? If you want to keep the memory, I'll let that fly, but DO NOT post on social media. I will unfollow you.
3. Tractors = Trashy Actors. If you are bringing your script to the gym, you are being so extra. Nobody believes that you are a working actor... unless they are remaking The Goonies or Trolls 2. Don't quit your day job booboo.
4. Nutritionists. I don't care what anyone puts in their mouth. Why does everyone feel the need to input their opinion on what I am eating. I don't think people should talk about money, diets, or their dreams. Talking about money is in poor taste. Talking about food is pointless, nobody cares if you are vegan. -Talking about your dreams you are opening up the flood gates for peoples' judgments... and you know jealous people have a lot to say when you are succeeding.
5. IG psychopaths. I take my IG serious because I think of it as a job. That's why I think it's so funny / pathetic how people with no followers, no aesthetic, just awful selfies take the gram so seriously. Stalking their story views, lerking who likes their pictures, and bring it up in conversation. "Why did you view my story and not like my last picture?" Psycho, I like pictures that look good...and that didn't [look good]. I don't have time to sit and see who views/likes my posts... because there are just soooo many LOL.
6. Flakes. Nobody likes dandruff, and I hate flakes. If you are going to make plans, show up, on time. My time is valuable and it's the biggest sign of disrespect when you don't take that into account. Get your life together, and figure it out.
7. Entitlement: I think this is a major epidemic here in LA. Living in a community, there are rules, regulations, procedures, and consequences... Why do people feel so superior, to believe they are above the rules. If you think you are better than me, I will be sure to bring you down a few pegs.
What have we learned today? Here's a recap: Don't be a lying, douchey, nosey, cocky, flake... and me and the world will all like you a little more!
Thank you in advance.
