Eff 2022


Being a bitch wasn't on my 2022 BINGO card, yet here we are... in a weak attempt at trying to start the new year on the right foot, rid of my general unnerving and perpetual disdain in the human experience... I thought if I write down all my grievances, I can leave them in the past. I have little to no faith in this actually working, but if nothing else, it is a passive aggressive way of saying "if you do any of these things, please stop". -For my mental health and for your overall well being.

Advise / Questions / What Not To Do / My General Knowledge / Annoyances:

-You know what's a good fashion trend? Wearing clothes you like that you feel good in. Everyone is out here looking like a low-budget Bella Hadid and it really cringes me out. Like the delusion of a grown-ass adult copying the look of a supermodel and expecting the same result is really telling on the state of our world. Scary.

-I don't understand serial daters and people who can't be alone. First, I'd rather get a root canal than go on a first date, so that will never make sense for me. Second, when I get a "What are you doing, I'm bored" text... it's literally like why would I want to hang out with you when you are bored with yourself (I'm probably bored with you too). Maybe you aren't bored, you're boring! I prefer being alone. I have this sick dream of going to jail so I can have some alone time (not have to work, no phone. -Sounds amazing). 

-Isn't health insurance a basic human right? Like I didn't ask to be born, and I have to spend an ungodly amount of money (monthly) to protect myself in case something bad happens to me?! If something bad does happen to me, hopefully it's strong enough to just take me out rather than give my entire paycheck to a company preying on my unwillingness to do research on what insurance actually is. Furthermore, if these big companies weren't scamming people, why is it not the same price across the board? Filth and greed umbrella'd under false sense of security. -Feels too Trump America Republican for me, dawg.

-Ticketmaster go fuck yourself. I just wanted to be the oldest male at The Eras Tour, and ugly cry in public in 2023 and you ruined that for me.

-Why is everyone so stupid and nobody (but me) is smart enough to beat the system? -If someone were to grant me 3 wishes, I would obviously make one of those wishes...to be more wishes (duh). -In this political hell-scape, Democrats now have the majority... Why don't they make being a Republican illegal? The Republicans have tried to ban females, gays, races... why not ban them as a whole. Like you own a "Make America Great Again" hat...death penalty, Republicans are illegal! Why are we sleeping on this? If you don't use your power, you aren't very powerful.

My 2023 (for my eyes only):

-Not accepting apologies when they are riddled with excuses. 

-Some people secretly don't like me and I openly don't give a fuck. 

-Drink more and black out whenever possible. I didn't drink much in 2022 and I can honestly say I don't like seeing the world so clearly... I prefer my reality filtered: shadow: 80, brightness: -40, clarity: 0.

-Quit. Quitting gets a bad wrap. If you don't want to do something: quit. Quit your job, quit your toxic relationships, quit giving two-shits, quit-quitting drinking... quit it all! 

-Making it known that my 'Free Time' & 'Availability' are two very different things.

-Not telling people my problems. 80% don't care, 20% are glad I have them.

-I get so many nasty DM's and I try very hard to be the bigger person and just ignore and block... but you know what, I am so tired of making frightful people comfortable around me. If you think it's OK to harass a stranger behind the anonymity of a fake account, behind a computer... I will make it my life's mission to ruin yours. "You threw dirt on my name and flowers grew, I'd be mad too."

To anyone I hurt this year, you deserved it. Stop playin me. -To everyone else, let's try to make it through the holiday (ugh) and have a fresh start in 2023.