I want to preface by saying that I fall into this generalized group of generic invalids so this is coming from a place of pure hate, not shade because I am a jealous old troll. I also want to say that this isn't a rant about a specific person, this is about everyone. No one is off limits. I hate them all.
Lets talk millennials? I just don't understand. They are all arrogant, entitled, lazy, and have this underlying proudness of being unaccountable. -And society gives them a free pass because "they are millennials"
Why are millennials allergic to everything? And why do they think it's cool to tell everyone about their allergies? I don't know your last name, why are you telling me that you are allergic to tree bark? Maybe you are fully susceptible to all these allergens because you weren't fully developed. Tell you mother she wasn't supposed to smoke the pipe while she was pregnant with you. Also how is a whole generation allergic to gluten. Baby girl, you may say your gluten-free but your waistline is painting a completely different picture.
Which transitions to my next point: [this new trend of] body positivity. My mind doesn't wrap around how you are proud to show off your gut in a crop top. I am all about having confidence, but body positivity is making it "cool" to not care about what you are stuffing your face with and proud of your sedentary activity level. I don't see body positivity, I see a fat lazy slob. Those ill fitting mom jeans that make your ass look a mile long isn't accentuating anything except your lack of self control. It's all fun and games until you get diabetes.
Speaking of laziness...Have you noticed the amount of children overpopulating the city on weekdays, in the afternoon, all year? You aren't in school and not working but you are going to dedicate your time to camp out front of Supreme for 3 days to get some hypebeast bullshit? Get a job, just not in my field, cause I don't want to deal with your complaining and sub-par work ethic. -And to be honest, I don't want to look at you.
What are these fashions?
I drove by Melrose Ave and it looked like an open casting for a remake of the Goonies. Everyone looks so crusty. Greasy unkempt hair, Muffin tops on full display, and they were all angrily clunking around flat-footed like Herman Munster.
And ladies, I know you think you are so pretty and that it's cool to not wear makeup, but you don't have the face or bone structure to pull off that look. -And just as a general rule of thumb, if you are buying "street wear" from Urban Outfitters, you probably shouldn't be participating in that trend.
Lastly, why are millennials so opinionated. You can't rationalize or reason [with them] because they are so set in their uneducated ways and can't see anything in the periphery. It makes having a conversation nearly impossible because they don't listen. It makes me sad to think what the future of our world will come to in the next 10 years, not because of global warming, but because all these d-bags will get grandfathered into their family businesses and have some sort of authority. Lord help us.
