"We're all stars now"...it's a fuck show.  Today, social media is such an overwhelming force, it's nearly impossible to escape. 

Before being an adult, I never thought anxiety was a real thing.  I thought it was something boring people complained about for their lack of personality.

I have never been in love, but today I lady bug landed on my shoulder and 3 people said I smelled good...so that definitely felt like something.

Do you know that annoying chain on Facebook that everyone posted of "Which fictional character are you"? 

Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez, I feel you girl...I too have a bad temper.  If I burnt down a house for every person who crossed me, the homeless rate would be higher than Trump's disapproval ratings. 

My life consists of dead flowers and a lot of pricks...no pun intended

I just made up a new word: "Bro-menting"- The fermentation process of bros.  And the demise of civilization. 

My best kept secrets until now...

I read this quote recently that really resonated with me, "Some people die at 25, and aren't buried until they are 85."  It really got me thinking about life.

"How bow dah?!"  I was so confused when I saw everyone posting about this girl.  And then I realized, it was from Dr. Phil.