"My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose." -Clueless

Having anxiety and depression is like being scared and tired at the same time.

Yesterday was the first day of spring.  Which means I am officially a season behind in my goal to have a summer body.

DO I: be a bitch, be informative, be basic, or be relatable?

As Bethenny Frankle would say, "Maybe I actually do know-it-all!"

There is no class system in LA, because nobody has class… Everyone is trash. 

Fuck my life, it's my birthday again.  I am yet another year older, hate the day's attention, and currently feel there is nothing on my plate worth celebrating.  

You don't meet new people, and get in fights with your friends.  You never have money, can't afford to lease a Benz.

Heidi left Lauren.  Spencer went crazy.  Les Deux closed down.  ...-And unfortunately the Hills stopped production

We have Gay Pride.  We have President's Day.  We even have Flag Day honoring flag

Consider it a lower intensity version of hauling sand bags in a hurricane crisis. 

...NEVER been sicker