Loose Lips Sink Ships

...And diluted pupils can blow your cover.  Keep them eyes quiet!  Lord knows I can't keep my mouth shut to save my life.  I don't know what it is about me, but people feel compelled to talk to me.  Including the accidental spill of gossip.  I am similar to Sponge Bob Square Pants (besides our square-like bodies) in that I soak up all the information like a sponge, filter through the B.S., and remember everything!  Then, when someone's story doesn't add up, I feel it's my moral duty to call them out on their shit.  My intuition is always dead-on and when someone lies to me, it's the ultimate betrayal ... I wish I could tar and feather these idiots,  make a mockery out of their shameful lives, but I do one worse... I stop being their friend.  I am the best friend in North America.  Always there for my friends...and I'm so fun.  Without me in their lives is the ultimate punishment.   I simply send them the suicide hotline number, cause without me, they may-as-well be dead. 

My eyes never lie, but I keep these babies under cover in Dior. 

Hat Ness // Sunglasses Dior // Jacket Forever 21 // Sweatshirt Acne Studios // Button Down H&M // Jeans H&M // Shoes Golden Goose // Bag Alexander Wang