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Apparently myself, and Rob Kardashian have more in common than just our insatiable hunger...
...Now lie in it. Nothing irritates me more than when shitty people try to take advantage of me. Just because I am nice, doesn't mean I am stupid.
LA and I have a love/hate relationship. Whether I stay or move away, the unappeasable distance between us is always on my mind.
I'm on a boat. -And I'm finally on Christmas Vacation! The first thing that pops into my head when I hear "Christmas" is the movie, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (it's a family tradition).
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. It's so sad to see; watching someone with a broken-heart go on a tyrant path of destruction simply because they are unable to deal with their emotions.
Sometimes I wonder if I was Hitler in my previous life, and that is why I have the worst luck in North America.
I can't help but think I am on an un-aired episode of MTV's Boiling Point. You know that show where people go undercover and press people's buttons to the point where they pop-off.
Every time the sun comes up, I'm in trouble... Let me prefix by stating that I am a giant ball of stress and a complete insomniac.
After leaving New York, I had an epiphany... A revelation some might say. I have come to the conclusion that living in Los Angeles has cheated me out of so much life.
I have already given up on my summer body. Being cremated is my last chance at a smoking hot body. Summer comes around, and I transform into Gumby.
For the grunters/flexers at the gym. Relax. To the thirst on Tindr (not interested). Relax. To @cocowhiteuk I don't want to advertise your teeth whiting on Instagram. Relax.
"Tired of being fat and ugly? Just be ugly!" -The Gym. To me going to the gym is truly an awakened nightmare, but unfortunately due to my lack of portion control with complex carbohydrates, working out is an absolute necessity.
It's odd how similar bowling resembles life. You lug around giant balls, try to knock out all the pin (heads), all while trying to stay out of the gutter...sounds like a regular Friday night to me (wink, wink.)
Morning routines are crucial for me to dictate how the rest of my day will play out. If I start the day feeling good and relaxed, pretty sure the day will be my bitch. Most days I wake up with a hazy scattered head(ache) from too many vodka sodas.
The birthday festivities are officially over and I hate the attention associated with any birthday. Don't get me wrong, I love attention, but I like to earn it the old fashion way; by being fun and funny. On birthdays everyone is smothered in birthday love (which is cute), but I am pretty sure we hate each other.
For me, birthdays are a time to reflect and reevaluate my life. I become a bit overwhelmed looking back at the past year.
...you'll always be chasing after people who don't love you either. Loving someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a ship at the airport. I learned at a young age that self confidence is pivotal to the way people perceive you.
I don't know much about this (DARE) program. While kids at my school were taking classes on what not to do in the real world, I was in New York by myself, modeling, making a life for myself in the real world. I don't think that drugs and alcohol are the problem; I think the kids are the problem.
Just like Andie (Molly Ringwald) I feel my best when I wear pink too. My story doesn't end quite as favorable as hers though...Andie, Duckie, and Blane all end up "happily-ever-after" at the end of the movie [while she is wearing her pink dress.]