Same number, different decade. I quit following the NBA after Michael Jordan retired...The first time. Now everyone is claiming that Lebron James is the new Jordan....This annoys me...here are (#)23 other things that annoy me.
- Liars
- Going #2 in public. This may be an overshare, but I just can't do it.
- When you have something in your tooth and you fuck up your tongue in the process of trying to get it out. UGH!
- Tribal Tattoos
- When the laundry isn't fully dry and you have to put 4 more quarters for just needing 5 more minutes in the dryer
- The end of Happy Hour
- No show socks falling off your heel.
- People who are late. My time is valuable, and if you are late that is disrespectful to me.
- Hangovers
- SALE. I can never wait for anything to go on sale, so when I see something I bought marked down, it really pisses me off.
- Crunch Gyms
- Forgetting that one item you went to the store for! Target- Why do I go in for deodorant and come home with EVERYTHING but deodorant?
- Psoriasis. Literally destroying my life one day at a time.
- People who don't listen.
- The Sunset Blvd.McDonald's staff who when asked for ketchup, I go home to find one ketchup packet. Not cool.
- Shoes that aren't Saint Laurent or Golden Goose
- Stop lights. Life is too short to sit at a red light!
- Places that are "Cash Only" -C'mon it's 2016 who carries cash?
- Cheaters
- Parking tickets
- DMV, Time Warner Cable & Wells Fargo Customer Service Representatives...yall are going to hell! Pure Evil!
- When people say "You look tired" ...I'm sorry. I am living my life, you are trash with no friends and no life so I'm sure you are getting those 8 hours booboo.
- People who think Lebron James is the new Michael Jordan.
