FAMOUS on Instagram ...

is like being rich in Monopoly...It's not real, so calm the fuck down.  People take #SocialMedia #so #serious.  I mean if you saw the photos on my phone, I too would be guilty...  Taking 78 pictures just to find one (semi) decent photo is a bit aggressive.  I then have to filter the shit out of that picture just to make it look "passable."  People see me in real life and I am unrecognizable.  But rewind for a second...I take that back... I am not guilty because you would NEVER be allowed to look at the photos on my phone.  ...too much damning evidence in there.  ...And I am not fessing up about filtering my pictures, maybe its just good lighting?!...[lies]

Reguardless, what is rich, are these new Dior Split Aviators.  I wouldn't trade them for all the Insta-fame in the world!