Being a has-been, washed-up model, I have perfected the "Model Off Duty" look...because these days I am always off duty. I like to say I retired from the industry, but in all honestly I just got old. As I look at all the #NYFWM, I can't help but wish I was still in my prime. I love New York during fashion week! The city is taken over by leggy, fresh-faced, fashion models. The energy in the city is high, and self-esteem is at a plummeting low. It's easier to find a supermodel on the subway, than finding Mewtwo on Pokemon Go. Hence making "Average Joe" look like Joe Dirt.
Meanwhile, at LA's Trashion Weak, the runway is full of 5'8" pear-shaped girls with fried hair... -that when put in heels, look like they got pounded by a donkey the night prior. I literally saw a (male) "model" go to a casting in cowboy boots, and a wife beater. Keep it classy kids. A good pair of jeans, simple t-shirt, and good genitics. -And if you are old, detract attention from your haggard face with these Yeezy Boost 350s.
