It is a moderate 750 degrees outside. I am desperately trying to lose weight so I can cool off in a pool without looking like Shamu. I tried cutting carbs, but I literally just ended up cutting carbs; like using a pizza cutter to slice my DiGiorno Pizza. Counting calories just doesn't work for me. I am a "if I don't see it, it doesn't exist" kinda guy. So naturally I simply avoid looking at the nutrition table of my Ben & Jerry's ice cream; hence making it calorie-free (in my mind.) I usually try to steer clear of horizontal stripes. I would be more inclined to be straightforward and just wear a "Wide-Load" t-shirt. However, there is one thing I love more in life than Beefy Mac & Cheese, and that is online shopping. I found this Opening Ceremony shirt on deep discount and had to indulge. This indulgence was calorie free and was just as satisfying.