I wish the above statement were true...On the contrary, I will lie, cheat, and steal to get revenge at any means necessary. Payback is a bitch, and so am I. Taking the "high road" for me is filled with road rage...some people ride the crazy train, I drive the motherfucker. -With that being said, let me transition into the next topic of conversation- I am 6'3", which I never thought of as being a freak-of-nature stature. However, Los Angeles is filled with a sea of actors. -Actors like Tom Cruise who stands at a staggering 5 feet 7 inches! -And that's the norm! Needless to say, I stand out in a crowd, and I get a lot of stares...stares by people who look at me like they have never seen a walking goddess before. To those little actors out there, unfortunately you won't find this patched denim jacket at Baby Gap. Sorry. I am also sorry your mother spent too much time in the hot tub while pregnant with you, so you weren't able to properly develop. Lucky for you, In N Out doesn't have a height requirement!
